The Financial Donor (Non-Attending Member)

You don't go to the gym; you simply provide the gym with a monthly charitable donation via your autopay settings. When you do occasionally appear, you move through the facility like a ghost, terrified that a trainer might recognize you and ask why you've been gone since October. Your primary workout consists of the walk from the parking lot to the front desk and the subsequent feeling of guilt that lasts until the next billing cycle.